put me to sleep .................... funny ........................ bring the house down
What do you call a dinosaur that hurt his foot?
A footasouras. What do you call a dinosaur dog that hurt his foot?
A footasourasrex. What do you get when you cross a giant with a skunk?
A big stink. What is a penguin when it goes down a hill?
A slipper. How can you see time fly?
Through a clock out the window. What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper. Why didn't Joshua have a father?
Because he was the son of Nun. (Numbers 13:16) Why do we know God had a car?
Becauase he drove Adam and Eve out of Eden in his fury.
