Not so fully Jokes :/ :) :~

What do you call a dinosaur that hurt his foot?
A footasouras.
What do you call a dinosaur dog that hurt his foot?
A footasourasrex.
What do you get when you cross a giant with a skunk?
A big stink.
What is a penguin when it goes down a hill?
A slipper.
How can you see time fly?
Through a clock out the window.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Why didn't Joshua have a father?
Because he was the son of Nun. (Numbers 13:16)
Why do we know God had a car?
Becauase he drove Adam and Eve out of Eden in his fury.